The Gazette, The Gazette, our local news crew,
We love your paper, we do, we do.
We are the girls from South Jersey Fuel,
and think this idea is fresh and cool.

Our ad rep is Denny, he is the man!
His ideas are funny – he does all he can.
We call him Denny Doll, just ‘cause he is,
He runs ‘round town, selling his biz.

He gives us great service, this much is true,
Our placement could be better, but what can you do?
It’s not his fault, he tries his best,
And that’s why our Denny Doll is better than the rest!

South Jersey Fuel, Cape May County’s best.
Our fuel, our service, we do not jest.
We’re the tops in South Jersey, no fish story there,
Reliable service and best prices – our fare.

So spread the love from your paper to all,
Print our poem, and we’ll take the ball.
To serve our county with customers new,
COME ONE, COME ALL, TO SOUTH JERSEY FUEL!